On The Cutting Edge of Cocking About

A Series of Unrelated Ficlets
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: Varied PG-13 through NC-17
Warning: Some contain naughty words, some contain boysecks, some contain schmoop, one contains dom!Billy and sub!Dom.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.

A/N: I was bored Friday night and requested people's favourite words, and I wrote bitty little fics. Here is a collection of all ten written so far, lj-cut by the word requested and underneath the cut is who it was written for. The fics are all completely unrelated. This was hard, but fun.

First posted Nov, 2004

( Luminescent )


( Vex )


( Percolate )


( Ennui )


( Quixotic )


( Fury )


( Erstwhile )


( Debauchery )


( Ecstatic )


( Obsequious - Warning: NC-17 )

Title: Tornado 1/2
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: Hard R for language and graphic talk.
Warning: Another exercise in dialogue.
Disclaimer: Don't know either of them. More's the pity.
Summary: Billy is confused.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.

Blessings upon elmathelas for the beta. 'Cos she rox my boxers.

This is a companion piece to my previous dialogue fic, Sirocco. One does not necessarily need to have read it, but it will give you an idea of the rules of the game. Posted in two parts because apparently I write almost the exact number of characters LJ allows in a post. Formatting? Bugger.

First posted May, 2004

( Fuck off, Dom. )

Title: Untitled (Aka: The Ring Fic) 7/ (?) WIP
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: R at the most
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.
Archive: Not without permission.
Warnings: NZ-era Drama! H/C beyond words! OH THE ANGST!

A/N: Please note, this is a WIP. Has not had the final spanking it sorely needs, but has been lovingly encouraged along the way by the marvellous elmathelas. Any mistakes are most definitely mine. The fic clocks in at 70,000 words all told (so far).

This installment concludes what I have written so far. Thanks so much to everyone who's read it so far! As I said before, I'm not completely giving up on the idea finishing this, so any ideas, resolutions, suggestions, etc would be vastly appreciated--because I had/have no clue where it's going. :D

Oh, and I really, really apologize for where it left off. I kind of got stuck as to whether to write that part in or not, and when the slash started to pale for me...well, you know. I just stopped writing. I'm SO sorry. :D

Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six

First posted Jan, 2007

( He grinned when he realized Elijah had taped a note to his forehead. )

Title: Untitled (Aka: The Ring Fic) 5/ (?) WIP
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: R at the most
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.
Archive: Not without permission.
Warnings: NZ-era Drama! H/C beyond words! OH THE ANGST!

A/N: Please note, this is a WIP. Has not had the final spanking it sorely needs, but has been lovingly encouraged along the way by the marvellous elmathelas. Any mistakes are most definitely mine. The fic clocks in at 70,000 words all told (so far).

Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four

First posted Jan, 2007

( “Your cabana boy returns,” Dom announced grandly. )

Title: Untitled (Aka: The Ring Fic) 3/ (?) WIP
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: R at the most
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.
Archive: Not without permission.
Warnings: NZ-era Drama! H/C beyond words! OH THE ANGST!

A/N: Please note, this is a WIP. Has not had the final spanking it sorely needs, but has been lovingly encouraged along the way by the marvellous elmathelas. Any mistakes are most definitely mine. The fic clocks in at 70,000 words all told (so far).

Chapter One, Chapter Two

First posted Jan, 2007

( Afraid Billy was going to break his neck taking a tumble from the rail, Dom made a lunge for him, pulled him back. )

Title: Untitled (Aka: The Ring Fic) 1/ (?) WIP
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: R at the most
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.
Archive: Not without permission.
Warnings: NZ-era Drama! H/C beyond words! OH THE ANGST!

A/N: Please note, this is a WIP. Has not had the final spanking it sorely needs, but has been lovingly encouraged along the way by the marvellous elmathelas. Any mistakes are most definitely mine. The fic clocks in at 70,000 words as is.

First posted Jan, 2007

( Much as I adore playing with your hair, I’m not coming in on my day off. )

Title: Surfacing 1/? WIP
Author: Pip
Rating: this chapter PG
Wordcount: this chapter 5,200
Warning: AU, angst, drama, h/c
Summary: Principal Lighthouse Keeper William Boyd has a lonely existence as he watches over the storm-tossed seas from Dubh Artach Lighthouse. What happens when the sea deposits chaos on his doorstep in the form of Dominic Monaghan?

Many thanks to tigertale7 for holding my hand through this whole thing and beta'ing along the way, to giddy_london, celtprincess13 and hyacinth_sky747 for the fantastic beta jobs, and to vensre for some last minute icon help! Most of all, thanks to voontah for the original idea and the song. None of this would have happened without her. ♥

Notes: Written for monaboyd_month, but it wound up being longer than I could finish in such a short time. It is therefore a WIP.

But before the fic, a song! No, this is NOT a songfic. However, Ready For The Storm by Dougie MacLean was definitely inspiration both on the subject, and for my mood while writing. Download, listen, enjoy! Consider it a one-song soundtrack. Let me know when the link no longer works, and I'll re-upload.


Dubh Artach Lighthouse

First posted May, 2008

( It had been three days and fourteen hours since the lighthouse tender Pole Star had begun to sink in a freak summer storm. )

Title: Sirocco
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG-13 for language
Warning: an exercise in dialogue
Disclaimer: Don't know either of them. More's the pity.
Summary: Dom's an idiot.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.

Gratitude to elmathelas for the beta and for answering my endless annoying questions.

First posted Apr, 2004

( Don't fucking touch me, Billy. )