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Title: You're A Map Of A Place Maybe Someday I'll Go Ch. 14/22
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: this chapter NC-17
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.
Archive: Not without permission.

A/N: Thanks to fitofpique and elmathelas for the brilliant betas, and to buckle_berry for the fabulous Britpick. This fic would not be the same without you three, and I thank you from the bottom of my squishy little heart.

Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13

First posted July, 2006

( I meant it when I said I can't do this much longer, Bill. )

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Title: You're A Map Of A Place Maybe Someday I'll Go Ch. 15/22
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: this chapter R
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.
Archive: Not without permission.

A/N: Thanks to fitofpique and elmathelas for the brilliant betas, and to buckle_berry for the fabulous Britpick. This fic would not be the same without you three, and I thank you from the bottom of my squishy little heart.

Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14

First posted July, 2006

( Sometimes, my wee Dom, sometimes I do think I have underestimated you, and rather badly, at that. )

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Title: You're A Map Of A Place Maybe Someday I'll Go Ch. 16/22
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: this chapter NC-17
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.
Archive: Not without permission.

A/N: Thanks to fitofpique and elmathelas for the brilliant betas, and to buckle_berry for the fabulous Britpick. This fic would not be the same without you three, and I thank you from the bottom of my squishy little heart.

Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15

First posted July, 2006

( You're wearing a lot of clothes, there, mate. )

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Title: You're A Map Of A Place Maybe Someday I'll Go Ch. 17/22
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: this chapter PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.
Archive: Not without permission.

A/N: Thanks to fitofpique and elmathelas for the brilliant betas, and to buckle_berry for the fabulous Britpick. This fic would not be the same without you three, and I thank you from the bottom of my squishy little heart.

Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16

First posted July, 2006

( I love your knees. )

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Title: You're A Map Of A Place Maybe Someday I'll Go Ch. 18/22
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: this chapter PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.
Archive: Not without permission.

A/N: Thanks to fitofpique and elmathelas for the brilliant betas, and to buckle_berry for the fabulous Britpick. This fic would not be the same without you three, and I thank you from the bottom of my squishy little heart.

Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17

First posted Aug, 2006

( Determined to be a mystery, are we? )

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Title: You're A Map Of A Place Maybe Someday I'll Go Ch. 19/22
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: this chapter NC-17
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.
Archive: Not without permission.

A/N: Thanks to fitofpique and elmathelas for the brilliant betas, and to buckle_berry for the fabulous Britpick. This fic would not be the same without you three, and I thank you from the bottom of my squishy little heart.

Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18

First posted Aug, 2006

( Would you mind if I stay away from you for a bit? )

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Title: You're A Map Of A Place Maybe Someday I'll Go Ch. 20/22
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: this chapter PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.
Archive: Not without permission.

A/N: Thanks to fitofpique and elmathelas for the brilliant betas, and to buckle_berry for the fabulous Britpick. This fic would not be the same without you three, and I thank you from the bottom of my squishy little heart.

Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19

First posted Aug, 2006

( Have you ever seen a sky with nine or ten of those long white streamers in it? It's like this enormous bridge crossing the entire sky, from horizon to horizon. )

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Title: You're A Map Of A Place Maybe Someday I'll Go Ch. 21/22
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: this chapter NC-17
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.
Archive: Not without permission.

A/N: Thanks to fitofpique and elmathelas for the brilliant betas, and to buckle_berry for the fabulous Britpick. This fic would not be the same without you three, and I thank you from the bottom of my squishy little heart.

Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20

First posted Aug, 2006

( I had great intentions of accomplishing at least one good orgasm today. )

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Title: You're A Map Of A Place Maybe Someday I'll Go Ch. 22/22
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: this chapter PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.
Archive: Not without permission.

A/N: Thanks to fitofpique and elmathelas for the brilliant betas, and to buckle_berry for the fabulous Britpick. This fic would not be the same without you three, and I thank you from the bottom of my squishy little heart.

Thank you to everyone who has been reading along, whether you've commented or not. This fic is special to me, and I'm pleased beyond words that you've all been enjoying it. Thank you for all your lovely words, your encouragement, and your support, I really appreciate it. :)

Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21

First posted Aug, 2006

( This wasn't supposed to be so difficult. )

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A Series of Unrelated Ficlets
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: Varied PG-13 through NC-17
Warning: Some contain naughty words, some contain boysecks, some contain schmoop, one contains dom!Billy and sub!Dom.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.

A/N: I was bored Friday night and requested people's favourite words, and I wrote bitty little fics. Here is a collection of all ten written so far, lj-cut by the word requested and underneath the cut is who it was written for. The fics are all completely unrelated. This was hard, but fun.

First posted Nov, 2004

( Luminescent )

( Vex )

( Percolate )

( Ennui )

( Quixotic )

( Fury )

( Erstwhile )

( Debauchery )

( Ecstatic )

( Obsequious - Warning: NC-17 )

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Pron Drop
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG-13

A tiny pron drop left in apple_pi's lj, here.

First posted Dec, 2005

( This was supposed to be hawt NC-17 porn. It took an unexpected left turn at Albuquerque. )

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Storylines and a Ficlet
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG-13?

I posted the meme You give me the title to a story I didn't write (or that no one wrote, it doesn't have to be a real title to anything), and I'll give you a synopsis of what the story would be, were it written by me.

Then I wrote the storylines, and in one case, a ficlet called A Few of My Favourite Places.

First posted Feb, 2006

( The Night You Can't Remember and Other Stories Wot I Never Wrote. )

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Title: Falling
Author: Pip
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,035

First posted July, 2006

( Christ, Dom, I'm naked here. )

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Title: Irish Pancakes
Author: Pip
Rating: PG

For the first time in eons, here's a little ficlet I wrote for algernon_mouse, who requested Billy/Dom fluff.

First posted Sept, 2007

( What is this writing thing to which you refer? )

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A Series of Unrelated Drabbles
Author: Pip
Pairings: Billy/Dom, Billy/Dom/Elijah, Merry/Pippin
Rating: Up to PG-13

First posted May, 2004
( The Cracks Begin To Show )

First posted July, 2004
( Break. )

First posted Aug, 2004
( Lightbulb. )

First posted Jan, 2005
( Ever Wonder? )

First posted Feb, 2005
( Pain. )

First posted Feb, 2005
( Fear. )

First posted Aug, 2005
( Looney Tunes. )

First posted Apr, 2006
( Love Letters. )

First posted May, 2006
( Two nameless drabbles. )

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Title: The Baby Owner's Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance 1/2
Author: Pip
Pairing: Richard/James
Rating: A bare PG-13 for language.
Word Count: Both parts, 11,000
Warning: I'd better warn you that this is my first TG fic, and it is, sadly, porn-free. Also, baby!fic, if that's not your thing. :D
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*) Title and chapter headings stolen directly from the book of the same name, written by Louis Borgenicht and Joe Borgenicht.
Summary: Richard and James adapt, but do they adopt?
Feedback: All feedback and concrit most gratefully received.

Written for my darling giddy_london, who asked for James and Richard as newbie!daddies. Here it is, bb, I hope this does the trick. :D

Many thanks to tigertale7, who has enabled cheered me on through the whole thing. This fic wouldn't be the same without her valuable beta skills, and a fantastic (and fast!) Britpick by sunsetmog. Thanks, ducklings.

First posted Sept, 2008

( Is that what I think it is? )

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Title: The Baby Owner's Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance 2/2
Author: Pip
Pairing: Richard/James
Rating: A bare PG-13 for language.
Warning: See warnings on the first part.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*) Title and chapter headings stolen directly from the book of the same name, written by Louis Borgenicht and Joe Borgenicht.
Summary: Richard and James adapt, but do they adopt?
Feedback: All feedback and concrit most gratefully received.

Written for my darling giddy_london, who asked for James and Richard as newbie!daddies. :D

Thanks again to tigertale7 for the beta, and sunsetmog for the Britpick.

Chapter 1

First posted Sept, 2008

( Does May colour-code his sockets? )

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Title: Squirrel Tossing and Other Pastimes
Word Count: 3300
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Richard/James
Disclaimer: This is fiction. Ergo, all events described herein are fictitious.
Summary: Inspired by Series 11, episode 2. Set after the live taping, referencing the News Of The Week. Written for chocolatepeach’s Slash Edition Challenge.

Thanks to tigertale7 and elmathelas for the brilliant beta jobs!

First posted Nov, 2008

( That one's absolutely going to win the Golden Cock this season. )

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Title: In Their Quilted Coats ch. 1
Author: Pip
Pairing: None yet, but yes, it will be Richard/Pip eventually. And I have no idea if Pip is actually me or not. I don't think I could write me truthfully if you paid me a million dollars.
Warning: Umm, AU, obvs. Richard's wife and family don't exist, because I refuse to break up a home. He did, however, have his accident in this universe. Also, I should probably warn for Jeremy Clarkson in general.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.

Heartfelt thanks to tigertale7 for the beta, and for playing in my universe with me every time I beg. Much love, bb.

First posted Aug, 2008

( James, don't touch Jeremy with the cheese. )

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Title: In Their Quilted Coats ch. 2
Author: Pip
Pairing: None yet, but yes, it will be Richard/Pip eventually.
Warning: Umm, AU, obvs. Richard's wife and family don't exist, because I refuse to break up a home. :D He did, however, have his accident in this universe. Also, I should probably warn for Jeremy Clarkson in general.

A massive thank you to tigertale7 and giddy_london for the betas, encouragement, and general enabling. This fandom wouldn't be half as much fun without you two. ♥ ♥ ♥

Chapter 1

First posted Aug, 2008

( I wouldn't put it past you three to want to turn a Lamborghini into a submersible. )

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Title: In Their Quilted Coats ch. 3
Author: Pip
Pairing: None yet, but yes, it will be Richard/Pip eventually.
Warning: Umm, AU, obvs. Richard's wife and family don't exist, because I refuse to break up a home. :D He did, however, have his accident in this universe. Also, I should probably warn for Jeremy Clarkson in general.

A massive thank you to tigertale7 and giddy_london for the betas, encouragement, and general enabling. This fandom wouldn't be half as much fun without you two. ♥ ♥ ♥

Chapter 1, 2

First posted Sept, 2008

( All right, then, who's going to start the Spanish Inquisition? )

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Title: In Their Quilted Coats ch. 4
Author: Pip
Pairing: None yet, but yes, it will be Richard/Pip eventually.
Warning: Umm, AU, obvs. Richard's wife and family don't exist, because I refuse to break up a home. :D He did, however, have his accident in this universe. Also, contains a suggestion of who the Stig might be.

A massive thank you to tigertale7 for the beta, encouragement, and excellent enabling. This fandom wouldn't be nearly as much fun without you, hon. ♥ ♥ ♥

Chapter 1, 2, 3

First posted Dec, 2008

( An absolute cock-up from start to finish. )