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Title: The Boys' Guide to Camping and Fishing (2/3)
Authors: fitofpique, apple_pi, and Pip
Rating: NC-17.
Pairing: Monaboyd.
Warnings: Unlikely.
Disclaimer: As true as that story my brother-in-law tells about the One That Got Away.
A/N: It all began with several of Pique's kinks and some squeeful back-and-forth e-mailing among the three authors. Within minutes hours, tiggage was being contemplated, and within hours, days, tiggage had begun. Three women, two characters, a round-robin approach to the whole thing, and several days weeks months later, we have a finished product. We're on to Part Two this morning, and we hope you enjoy reading it almost as much as we enjoyed writing it. Love, The Three Ps.

Part One

First posted Oct, 2005

( The Boys' Guide to Camping and Fishing, Part Two )

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Title: The Boys' Guide to Camping and Fishing (3/3)
Authors: fitofpique, apple_pi, and Pip
Rating: NC-17.
Pairing: Monaboyd.
Warnings: Unlikely.
Disclaimer: As true as that story my brother-in-law tells about the One That Got Away.
A/N: It all began with several of Pique's kinks and some squeeful back-and-forth e-mailing among the three authors. Within minutes hours, tiggage was being contemplated, and within hours days, tiggage had begun. Three women, two characters, a round-robin approach to the whole thing, and several days weeks months later, we have a finished product. Here's the final bit, which we hope you enjoy reading even half as much as we enjoyed writing it. Love, The Three Ps.

Part One
Part Two

First posted Oct, 2005

( The Boys' Guide to Camping and Fishing, Part Three )

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Title: Right Now But Not Right Here
Author: Pip
Pairing: BB/DM
Rating: R
Warning: Possible squicks include unhealthy doses of realism, unpleasant smells, and a cab ride.
Disclaimer: Don't know either of them. More's the pity.
Summary: Billy gets horny, Dom frets about things seldom discussed in slash fiction, and it all ends with a shower.
Feedback: Yes please--I'm a feedback hor. :)

Blessings upon elmathelas for the original idea and the enormous help in beta-ing. It wouldn't be the same without her.

First posted Apr, 2004

( Do you know what people do in a public bog, Bill? )

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Title: Run Away
Author: Pip
Pairing: BB/DM
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't know either of them. More's the pity.
Summary: Billy talks, but not to Dom.
Feedback: Would be treasured like pearls.

Thanks to elmathelas for the wonderful beta, as always.

Written for Challenge #5 for lotrpschallenge.

First posted May, 2004

( It was Dom's fault the purple pick of fury was in use tonight. )

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Title: Anyone Have a Scottish-English Dictionary? 1/6
Author: Pip
Pairing: implied BB/DM (if you choose to read it that way--or not, your call)
Rating: R for language, I guess? Will take suggestions on this one.
Warning: !Superdialect! Dialect thicker than 3-day old porridge. If you don't like dialect, GO AWAY. Please do not complain to me that I'm writing Billy with a thick accent--that is the point, and I will laugh at you. This is supposed to be fun.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Fuck, it wasn't even English.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please.

Everyone was so lovely about my first fic that you've convinced me it's okay to post my second. Inspiration from a certain mag article (don't worry, you'll know which one), and the idea that when Billy gets drunk, his accent gets thicker.

First posted Jan, 2004

( This had fucking better be good, Boyd. )

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Title: Anyone Have a Scottish-English Dictionary? 2/6
Author: Pip
Pairing: implied BB/DM (if you choose to read it that way--or not, your call)
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Warning: !Superdialect! Dialect thicker than 3-day old porridge. If you don't like dialect, GO AWAY. Please do not complain to me that I'm writing Billy with a thick accent--that is the point, and I will laugh at you. This is supposed to be fun.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy, liquor, and a ruler--but not like that. Oh, and Dom shows up.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please.

Chapter One

First posted Jan, 2004

( Billy walked back to the sofa, completely unaware he was listing hard to starboard. )

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Title: Anyone Have a Scottish-English Dictionary? 3/6
Author: Pip
Pairing: implied BB/DM (if you choose to read it that way--or not, your call)
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Warning: !Superdialect! Dialect thicker than 3-day old porridge. If you don't like dialect, GO AWAY. Please do not complain to me that I'm writing Billy with a thick accent--that is the point, and I will laugh at you. This is supposed to be fun.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy suffers. Dom snores. Elijah wanders around.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please.

Chapter One, Chapter Two

First posted Jan, 2004

( The worst hangover he'd ever had in his fucking life. )

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Title: Anyone Have a Scottish-English Dictionary? 4/6
Author: Pip
Pairing: implied BB/DM (if you choose to read it that way--or not, for now it's still your call)
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Warning: !Superdialect! Dialect thicker than 3-day old porridge. If you don't like dialect, GO AWAY. Please do not complain to me that I'm writing Billy with a thick accent--that is the point, and I will laugh at you. This is supposed to be fun.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy and Dom talk. Dom gets angsty. Poor Elijah feels abused.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please.

Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three

First posted Feb, 2004

( Elijah had been threatened with Grievous Bodily Harm if he didn't get a new answering machine. )

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Title: Anyone Have a Scottish-English Dictionary? 5/6
Author: Pip
Pairing: implied BB/DM (still barely your call)
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Warning: !Superdialect! Dialect thicker than 3-day old porridge. If you don't like dialect, GO AWAY. Please do not complain to me that I'm writing Billy with a thick accent--that is the point, and I will laugh at you. This is supposed to be fun.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy loses it. Porno Merry & Pippin. Elijah pretends to be innocent.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please.

Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four

Huge thanks to epicanthus for the beta.

First posted Feb, 2004

( You're completely mad. )

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Title: Anyone Have a Scottish-English Dictionary? 6/6
Author: Pip
Pairing: BB/DM (no longer your call)
Rating: R just to play it perfectly safe
Warning: !Superdialect! Dialect thicker than 3-day old porridge. If you don't like dialect, GO AWAY. Please do not complain to me that I'm writing Billy with a thick accent--that is the point, and I will laugh at you. This is supposed to be fun.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Elijah fixes Billy. Dom & Elijah talk. Dom keeps Billy awake.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please.

Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five

And so we've reached the end, my friends. Thank you for your encouragement, comments, and lots of laughs.

Thanks much to epicanthus for the beta.

First posted Feb, 2004

( Geeks, the pair of them. )

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Title: Silent Apologies 1/2
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17 for graphic porn sex porn.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy and Dom argue. Then they make up, and all is sweet again. (After all, I wrote it, didn't I?) And yeah, I know I'm shite at summaries. Sorry about that.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.

Many grateful thanks to my dear elmathelas for the beta. Without her this would make a lot less sense. In two parts 'cos it's a bit long.

A/N: A while back I tried my hand at several dialogue-only fics, and I quite enjoyed writing them. However, I decided in the interests of fairness, I had better try a no-dialogue fic. This is what happened.

First posted July, 2004

( He looked over at Billy, regret suddenly thick in his throat.  )

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Title: Silent Apologies 2/2
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17 for graphic porn sex porn.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy and Dom argue. Then they make up, and all is sweet again. (After all, I wrote it, didn't I?) And yeah, I know I'm shite at summaries. Sorry about that.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.

Many grateful thanks to my dear elmathelas for the beta. Without her this would make a lot less sense.

A/N: A while back I tried my hand at several dialogue-only fics, and I quite enjoyed writing them. However, I decided in the interests of fairness, I had better try a no-dialogue fic. This is what happened.

Part One

First posted July, 2004

( Billy hesitated a moment, then decided to delay his return for one more activity. )

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Title: Sirocco
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG-13 for language
Warning: an exercise in dialogue
Disclaimer: Don't know either of them. More's the pity.
Summary: Dom's an idiot.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.

Gratitude to elmathelas for the beta and for answering my endless annoying questions.

First posted Apr, 2004

( Don't fucking touch me, Billy. )

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Title: Six Months
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG-13 for language
Warning: Serious h/c, people.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy arrives in Hawaii for a visit, but things go a bit pear-shaped.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.

Unabashed h/c written for acroamatica for Christmas, and posted now with her blessing. For those on my flist in need of some h/c. Unbeta'd with my apologies.

Did I mention it's h/c? :D

First posted June, 2005

( You know what dead people smell like? )

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Title: Summer
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy and Dom spend a summer afternoon together.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.

A/N: A short ficlet written for sunsetmog, who wanted Billy and nature. Hope this is what you had in mind, love. ::hugs::

First posted July, 2005

( I have webbed feet. )