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Title: 31 Degrees
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17
Warning: tigertale7, this warning's for you. Sit down before you read it, sweetie. 'Cos it's in here. :)
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Dom cools Billy down. And then heats him up.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please. 'Cos I'm a h0r for the feedback. :)

Thanks to stumphed, who gave me this bunny: "You should write some Monaboyd where they're stuck at home together with a broken AC and it's like 8 million degrees outside." :)

And gratefulness as always to elmathelas for the beta. Any mistakes are mine.

First posted July, 2004

( Nobody knows their air conditioning is broken until they try to turn it on during a heatwave. )

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Challenge Fic
Title: An Unwritten Law of the Universe
Author: Pip
Pairing: BB/EW
Rating: R
Warning: My first time writing anything other than DomBilleh! And omg I suck at titles and summaries. Sorry. :)
Disclaimer: Don't know any of them. More's the pity.
Summary: Billy, Elijah & Dom make a bet.
Feedback: Yes please--I'm a feedback h0r. :)

Thanks to elmathelas for the beta, as always.

Written for this challenge for lotrpschallenge.

First posted May, 2004

( What is this, Bill, a dirty phone call? )

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Title: Autumn
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG-13 for a couple swear words
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy and Dom go for a tramp outdoors.
Feedback: Would be treasured more than I can say.

My honest thanks to elmathelas for her reassurance and for the last-minute beta job.

First posted Oct, 2004

( This is what I think you needed. )

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Title: Believe This
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy Boyd/Dominic Monaghan
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dom has a difficult time getting Billy to pay attention.
Notes: Written for lotrpschallenge Challenge # 8

Thanks as always to my lovely beta elmathelas for the beta, for the support, and for posting while my 'puter's AWOL.

First posted June, 2004

( Your eyes give you away. )

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Title: Billy's Birthday
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: R for language and innuendo
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Dom gives Billy an Orgasm for his birthday.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please. 'Cos I'm a h0r for the feedback. :)

I intended to write a wee little ficlet for Billy's birthday. It kind of got away from me. (Shocking, I know.) And I'd wanted to post it on his birthday, so I was going to have it up by midnight. But as already mentioned, it kind of got away from me. So as a result I have decided since in the fic he's celebrating in L.A., then I need to post it by midnight PST. And oh, look, I'll make it. :D

First posted Aug, 2004

( Didn't know penguins were that bloodthirsty. )

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Title: Billy's Birthday--Again
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: hard R
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Warning: Gratuitous reference to last year's birthday fic.
Summary: Billy's birthday rolls around again.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please. 'Cos I'm a h0r for the feedback. :)

Here it is--the annual fic celebrating Billy's birthday. Last year's was longer, but this year's has pr0n. :P
Thanks to elmathelas for the lightning-quick beta.


( I had to deliver your prezzie in person. )

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Title: Bliss and Heaven
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: Hard R
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please. 'Cos I'm a h0r for the feedback. :)

These two fics were written for tigannie_con, which was an absolute blast. ::waves to fellow Romans::

The inspiration was the following quote from Anthony Burgess's A Clockwork Orange:"Then, brothers, it came. O bliss, bliss and heaven, oh it was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh. The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets three-wise, silver-flamed and there by the door the timps rolling through my guts and out again, crunched like candy thunder. It was like a bird of rarest spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a space ship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures." Our project was to touch upon the duality of human nature.

Enough of the blah blah. They are called Bliss and Heaven, and should be read in the order presented.

First posted Aug, 2004

( Bliss )

( Heaven )

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Title: Bruises
Author: Pip
Pairing: BB/DM
Rated: PG-13

First posted Oct, 2004

( You've got fucking sharp elbows, you know. )

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Title: Clarity
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG-13 for a bit of language
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: It's complete and total moosh! *claps hands in glee* I wrote schmaltz! Dom gets a bit angsty, and starts writing on hands, and Billy reassures him.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please. I've discovered I'm a feedback junkie.

Thank you to the two best beta goddesses on the planet. elmathelas and reveritas, any good stuff in here is thanks to you.

First posted in Mar, 2004

( What kind of game? It doesn't involve me being tied to anything, does it? )

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Title: Complementary
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG-13 for language
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: An interview with the boys.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please. 'Cos I'm a h0r for the feedback. :)

Written to keep myself occupied. I love it when they agree to sit down and have a chat with me.

First posted in May, 2005

( In all the important ways, we're interchangeable, really. )

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Title: Compromise 1/2
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17, mild bondage
Disclaimer: Don't know either of them. More's the pity.
Summary: Dom and Billy decide some new experiences are in order.
Feedback: Yes please--I'm a feedback h0r. :)

Blessings upon elmathelas for the fantastic beta, as per usual. It wouldn't be the same without her.

This is an apology for all those who were perturbed when I ended two (three?) fics with a shower, and no shower!sex. This one doesn't end with the shower curtain being pulled, girls. :o) In two parts because it's a smidge too long for one post. (Me? Write something too long? Never.)

First posted May, 2004

( Arthritis, Dom? Such a shame in one so young. )

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Title: Compromise 2/2
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17, mild bondage
Disclaimer: Don't know either of them. More's the pity.
Summary: Dom and Billy decide some new experiences are in order.
Feedback: Yes please--I'm a feedback h0r. :)

Blessings upon elmathelas for the fantastic beta, as per usual. It wouldn't be the same without her.

This is an apology for all those who were perturbed when I ended two (three?) fics with a shower, and no shower!sex. In two parts because it's a smidge too long for one post. (Me? Write something too long? Never.) Part 1 had the shower!sex. In Part 2, it's Dom's turn to get adventurous.

You can find Part 1 here.

First posted May, 2004

( Like monkeys, only with electrical appliances and quality hair products. )

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Title: Crush
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy Boyd/Andy Serkis
Rating: PG-13 for a bit of language
Disclaimer: Don't know any of them. More's the pity.
Summary: In which there is shrubbery, unnecessary touching, and Elijah gets a surprise.
Feedback: Yes please--I'm a feedback h0r. :)

Thanks to elmathelas for the beta, as always.

Written for lotrpschallenge.

First posted May, 2004

( Astin? Astin's playing a prank? )

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Title: Direct
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG-13 for language
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please. 'Cos I'm a h0r for the feedback. :)

A/N: Written for lotrpschallenge number 31, Photographs. The photo I chose is under the cut. Many thanks, as always, to elmathelas for the immediate beta.

First posted Feb, 2005

( I just didn't know. )

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Title: Exploring
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Banter. Porn. ::shrugs:: That's all you need to know, really.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please. 'Cos I'm a h0r for the feedback. :)

Thanks to elmathelas for the lightning quick beta.

First posted Aug, 2004

( We're missing a vital piece of information. )

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Title: Further Research
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom

A/N: I invited questions to my characters as part of a meme. This answer turned into a bit more than a comment, so I'm posting it as sort of a little ficlet of its own. The question, from leprechaun, was:

"Then to Billy and/or Dom from "Exploring": Did you make further research? How are you progressing? And you sure will tell us all about it, won't you? *coughs* frolicking naked on the beach *coughs*."

Here is their response.

First posted Oct, 2004

( Adding to the research documentation. )

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Title: Grab Me Gently 1/2
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: R for language, nudity, adult situations :)
Warning: drugged!Billy. hee.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em. *sigh*
Summary: Billy breaks his finger while surfing. Good thing Dom's there to help him out.
Feedback: Yes please--I'd love it immensely.

Huge thanks to elmathelas and reveritas for the enormous help in beta-ing (and dealing with pronouns). It wouldn't be the same without them.

First posted Feb, 2004

( Dom watched Billy cartwheel over the breaking wave with a spectacular, awe-inspiring lack of grace and co-ordination. )

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Title: Grab Me Gently 2/2
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17
Warning: This part's even longer--sorry about that. :)
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em. *sigh*
Summary: Billy breaks his finger while surfing. Good thing Dom's there to help him out.
Feedback: Yes please--I'd love it immensely.

Huge thanks to elmathelas and reveritas for the enormous help in beta-ing (and dealing with pronouns). It wouldn't be the same without them.

Part one can be found here.

First posted Feb, 2004

( Oh my God, Dom, lookit the fuckin' mushrooms! )