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Title: Squirrel Tossing and Other Pastimes
Word Count: 3300
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Richard/James
Disclaimer: This is fiction. Ergo, all events described herein are fictitious.
Summary: Inspired by Series 11, episode 2. Set after the live taping, referencing the News Of The Week. Written for [livejournal.com profile] chocolatepeach’s Slash Edition Challenge.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] tigertale7 and [livejournal.com profile] elmathelas for the brilliant beta jobs!

First posted Nov, 2008

That one's absolutely going to win the Golden Cock this season. )
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Title: Falling
Author: Pip
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,035

First posted July, 2006

Christ, Dom, I'm naked here. )
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A Series of Unrelated Ficlets
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: Varied PG-13 through NC-17
Warning: Some contain naughty words, some contain boysecks, some contain schmoop, one contains dom!Billy and sub!Dom.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.

A/N: I was bored Friday night and requested people's favourite words, and I wrote bitty little fics. Here is a collection of all ten written so far, lj-cut by the word requested and underneath the cut is who it was written for. The fics are all completely unrelated. This was hard, but fun.

First posted Nov, 2004

Luminescent )


Vex )


Percolate )


Ennui )


Quixotic )


Fury )


Erstwhile )


Debauchery )


Ecstatic )


Obsequious - Warning: NC-17 )
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Title: Top Of The World 4/4
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17 for ocean porn :)
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy and Dom get into deep waters.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.

More smut. More schmoop. Because smutty schmoop makes me very happy.

Many thanks to my very own beta, [livejournal.com profile] elmathelas whom I shall love and treasure and force beg to check my fic forever. And heaps of blessings to [livejournal.com profile] reveritas for helping me with tricky things like divisions and summaries. 'Cos I'm not good at that and she is.

Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three

First posted Mar, 2004

Every muscle in my body is trembling. )
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Title: Top Of The World 3/4
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17 for beach porn :)
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy tastes like the sea, and Dom discovers a new kink.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.

This is the smut part of the smutty schmoop. Some schmoop involved too. But really, mostly smut.

Many thanks to my very own beta, [livejournal.com profile] elmathelas whom I shall love and treasure and force beg to check my fic forever. And heaps of blessings to [livejournal.com profile] reveritas for helping me with tricky things like divisions and summaries. 'Cos I'm not good at that and she is.

Chapter One, Chapter Two

First posted Mar, 2004

I am a shy and delicate little flower, you know. )
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Title: Silent Apologies 2/2
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17 for graphic porn sex porn.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy and Dom argue. Then they make up, and all is sweet again. (After all, I wrote it, didn't I?) And yeah, I know I'm shite at summaries. Sorry about that.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.

Many grateful thanks to my dear [livejournal.com profile] elmathelas for the beta. Without her this would make a lot less sense.

A/N: A while back I tried my hand at several dialogue-only fics, and I quite enjoyed writing them. However, I decided in the interests of fairness, I had better try a no-dialogue fic. This is what happened.

Part One

First posted July, 2004

Billy hesitated a moment, then decided to delay his return for one more activity. )
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Title: Silent Apologies 1/2
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17 for graphic porn sex porn.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy and Dom argue. Then they make up, and all is sweet again. (After all, I wrote it, didn't I?) And yeah, I know I'm shite at summaries. Sorry about that.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.

Many grateful thanks to my dear [livejournal.com profile] elmathelas for the beta. Without her this would make a lot less sense. In two parts 'cos it's a bit long.

A/N: A while back I tried my hand at several dialogue-only fics, and I quite enjoyed writing them. However, I decided in the interests of fairness, I had better try a no-dialogue fic. This is what happened.

First posted July, 2004

He looked over at Billy, regret suddenly thick in his throat.  )
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Title: The Boys' Guide to Camping and Fishing (3/3)
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] fitofpique, [livejournal.com profile] apple_pi, and Pip
Rating: NC-17.
Pairing: Monaboyd.
Warnings: Unlikely.
Disclaimer: As true as that story my brother-in-law tells about the One That Got Away.
A/N: It all began with several of Pique's kinks and some squeeful back-and-forth e-mailing among the three authors. Within minutes hours, tiggage was being contemplated, and within hours days, tiggage had begun. Three women, two characters, a round-robin approach to the whole thing, and several days weeks months later, we have a finished product. Here's the final bit, which we hope you enjoy reading even half as much as we enjoyed writing it. Love, The Three Ps.

Part One
Part Two

First posted Oct, 2005

The Boys' Guide to Camping and Fishing, Part Three )
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Title: The Boys' Guide to Camping and Fishing (2/3)
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] fitofpique, [livejournal.com profile] apple_pi, and Pip
Rating: NC-17.
Pairing: Monaboyd.
Warnings: Unlikely.
Disclaimer: As true as that story my brother-in-law tells about the One That Got Away.
A/N: It all began with several of Pique's kinks and some squeeful back-and-forth e-mailing among the three authors. Within minutes hours, tiggage was being contemplated, and within hours, days, tiggage had begun. Three women, two characters, a round-robin approach to the whole thing, and several days weeks months later, we have a finished product. We're on to Part Two this morning, and we hope you enjoy reading it almost as much as we enjoyed writing it. Love, The Three Ps.

Part One

First posted Oct, 2005

The Boys' Guide to Camping and Fishing, Part Two )
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Title: The Boys' Guide to Camping and Fishing (1/3)
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] fitofpique, [livejournal.com profile] apple_pi, and Pip
Rating: NC-17 overall.
Pairing: If any of you has ever met any of us, you will guess this one. For those who don't know us: Monaboyd.
Warnings: Unlikely.
Disclaimer: Don't know either of them. More's the pity.

A/N: It all began with several of Pique's kinks and some squeeful back-and-forth e-mailing among the three authors. Within minutes hours, tiggage was being contemplated, and within hours days, tiggage had begun. Three women, two characters, a round-robin approach to the whole thing, and several days weeks months later, we have a finished product. We'll post one chapter a day, and we hope you enjoy reading it almost as much as we enjoyed writing it. Love, The Three Ps.

First posted Oct, 2005

The Boys' Guide to Camping and Fishing, Part One )
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Title: Persuasion
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy needs a bit of convincing.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.

PWP for [livejournal.com profile] laerwen, who uttered the fatal words, ski-lodge!fic. It took me two days to write the first 3,000 words, and a week to write the last 150. Un-beta'd, for which I heartily apologize.

First posted Jan, 2005

That's much better. )
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Title: Once Bitten
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Today's fic has been brought to you by the letter B: bondage, biting, bruising and blood.
Disclaimer: Don't know either of them. More's the pity.
Summary: Billy agrees to try something new and gets more than he bargained for. Dom learns a difficult lesson.
Feedback: Yes please--I'm a feedback h0r.

A/N: This is not my usual schmoop!fest. It's dark and does NOT have a happy ending. Came out of a shite couple of days. Also, this is partially for [livejournal.com profile] silvertarna, because she's a kinky h0r. ;o)

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] elmathelas for the beta and the...encouragement. :)

First posted May, 2004

Mmm. Squirm a little more. )
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Title: Lipgloss
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: It's Monaboyd. It's NC-17. It's lipgloss.

This little bit of PWP was inspired by, and written for, the marvellously sexy and kinky [livejournal.com profile] app1e_pi.

First posted June, 2005

I already let you paint my nails, you nancy git. )
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Title: Hanging In The Balance
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please. 'Cos I'm a h0r for the feedback. :)

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] app1e_pi for the beta.

Written for [livejournal.com profile] fitofpique for Christmas, because she is the sweetest, most wonderfullest Piquearoo a girl could ever have, and she deserves all this and more. Yes, I know it's March, shush.

First posted Mar, 2006

You always remind me of the important things. )
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Title: Grab Me Gently 2/2
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17
Warning: This part's even longer--sorry about that. :)
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em. *sigh*
Summary: Billy breaks his finger while surfing. Good thing Dom's there to help him out.
Feedback: Yes please--I'd love it immensely.

Huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] elmathelas and [livejournal.com profile] reveritas for the enormous help in beta-ing (and dealing with pronouns). It wouldn't be the same without them.

Part one can be found here.

First posted Feb, 2004

Oh my God, Dom, lookit the fuckin' mushrooms! )
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Title: Grab Me Gently 1/2
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: R for language, nudity, adult situations :)
Warning: drugged!Billy. hee.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em. *sigh*
Summary: Billy breaks his finger while surfing. Good thing Dom's there to help him out.
Feedback: Yes please--I'd love it immensely.

Huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] elmathelas and [livejournal.com profile] reveritas for the enormous help in beta-ing (and dealing with pronouns). It wouldn't be the same without them.

First posted Feb, 2004

Dom watched Billy cartwheel over the breaking wave with a spectacular, awe-inspiring lack of grace and co-ordination. )
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Title: Exploring
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Banter. Porn. ::shrugs:: That's all you need to know, really.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please. 'Cos I'm a h0r for the feedback. :)

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] elmathelas for the lightning quick beta.

First posted Aug, 2004

We're missing a vital piece of information. )
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Title: Compromise 2/2
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17, mild bondage
Disclaimer: Don't know either of them. More's the pity.
Summary: Dom and Billy decide some new experiences are in order.
Feedback: Yes please--I'm a feedback h0r. :)

Blessings upon [livejournal.com profile] elmathelas for the fantastic beta, as per usual. It wouldn't be the same without her.

This is an apology for all those who were perturbed when I ended two (three?) fics with a shower, and no shower!sex. In two parts because it's a smidge too long for one post. (Me? Write something too long? Never.) Part 1 had the shower!sex. In Part 2, it's Dom's turn to get adventurous.

You can find Part 1 here.

First posted May, 2004

Like monkeys, only with electrical appliances and quality hair products. )
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Title: Compromise 1/2
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17, mild bondage
Disclaimer: Don't know either of them. More's the pity.
Summary: Dom and Billy decide some new experiences are in order.
Feedback: Yes please--I'm a feedback h0r. :)

Blessings upon [livejournal.com profile] elmathelas for the fantastic beta, as per usual. It wouldn't be the same without her.

This is an apology for all those who were perturbed when I ended two (three?) fics with a shower, and no shower!sex. This one doesn't end with the shower curtain being pulled, girls. :o) In two parts because it's a smidge too long for one post. (Me? Write something too long? Never.)

First posted May, 2004

Arthritis, Dom? Such a shame in one so young. )
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Title: 31 Degrees
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: NC-17
Warning: [livejournal.com profile] tigertale7, this warning's for you. Sit down before you read it, sweetie. 'Cos it's in here. :)
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Dom cools Billy down. And then heats him up.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please. 'Cos I'm a h0r for the feedback. :)

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] stumphed, who gave me this bunny: "You should write some Monaboyd where they're stuck at home together with a broken AC and it's like 8 million degrees outside." :)

And gratefulness as always to [livejournal.com profile] elmathelas for the beta. Any mistakes are mine.

First posted July, 2004

Nobody knows their air conditioning is broken until they try to turn it on during a heatwave. )

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