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Title: Talk To Me
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: R
Warning: bit of dialect, bit of angst, but it ends up where we all want it to
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy talks a lot. Except when it really matters.
Feedback: Would be treasured beyond pearls.

Huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] mirabile_dictu for the fantastic help in beta-ing. Lyrics from Talk To Me by Peter Gabriel.

Yes, it's a songfic. But in my defense, it's my first fic ever.

First posted Jan, 2004

Billy talked a lot. Except when it really mattered. )
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Title: Anyone Have a Scottish-English Dictionary? 6/6
Author: Pip
Pairing: BB/DM (no longer your call)
Rating: R just to play it perfectly safe
Warning: !Superdialect! Dialect thicker than 3-day old porridge. If you don't like dialect, GO AWAY. Please do not complain to me that I'm writing Billy with a thick accent--that is the point, and I will laugh at you. This is supposed to be fun.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Elijah fixes Billy. Dom & Elijah talk. Dom keeps Billy awake.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please.

Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five

And so we've reached the end, my friends. Thank you for your encouragement, comments, and lots of laughs.

Thanks much to [livejournal.com profile] epicanthus for the beta.

First posted Feb, 2004

Geeks, the pair of them. )
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Title: Anyone Have a Scottish-English Dictionary? 5/6
Author: Pip
Pairing: implied BB/DM (still barely your call)
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Warning: !Superdialect! Dialect thicker than 3-day old porridge. If you don't like dialect, GO AWAY. Please do not complain to me that I'm writing Billy with a thick accent--that is the point, and I will laugh at you. This is supposed to be fun.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy loses it. Porno Merry & Pippin. Elijah pretends to be innocent.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please.

Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four

Huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] epicanthus for the beta.

First posted Feb, 2004

You're completely mad. )
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Title: Anyone Have a Scottish-English Dictionary? 4/6
Author: Pip
Pairing: implied BB/DM (if you choose to read it that way--or not, for now it's still your call)
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Warning: !Superdialect! Dialect thicker than 3-day old porridge. If you don't like dialect, GO AWAY. Please do not complain to me that I'm writing Billy with a thick accent--that is the point, and I will laugh at you. This is supposed to be fun.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy and Dom talk. Dom gets angsty. Poor Elijah feels abused.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please.

Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three

First posted Feb, 2004

Elijah had been threatened with Grievous Bodily Harm if he didn't get a new answering machine. )
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Title: Anyone Have a Scottish-English Dictionary? 3/6
Author: Pip
Pairing: implied BB/DM (if you choose to read it that way--or not, your call)
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Warning: !Superdialect! Dialect thicker than 3-day old porridge. If you don't like dialect, GO AWAY. Please do not complain to me that I'm writing Billy with a thick accent--that is the point, and I will laugh at you. This is supposed to be fun.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy suffers. Dom snores. Elijah wanders around.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please.

Chapter One, Chapter Two

First posted Jan, 2004

The worst hangover he'd ever had in his fucking life. )
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Title: Anyone Have a Scottish-English Dictionary? 2/6
Author: Pip
Pairing: implied BB/DM (if you choose to read it that way--or not, your call)
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Warning: !Superdialect! Dialect thicker than 3-day old porridge. If you don't like dialect, GO AWAY. Please do not complain to me that I'm writing Billy with a thick accent--that is the point, and I will laugh at you. This is supposed to be fun.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Billy, liquor, and a ruler--but not like that. Oh, and Dom shows up.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please.

Chapter One

First posted Jan, 2004

Billy walked back to the sofa, completely unaware he was listing hard to starboard. )
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Title: Anyone Have a Scottish-English Dictionary? 1/6
Author: Pip
Pairing: implied BB/DM (if you choose to read it that way--or not, your call)
Rating: R for language, I guess? Will take suggestions on this one.
Warning: !Superdialect! Dialect thicker than 3-day old porridge. If you don't like dialect, GO AWAY. Please do not complain to me that I'm writing Billy with a thick accent--that is the point, and I will laugh at you. This is supposed to be fun.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Fuck, it wasn't even English.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please.

Everyone was so lovely about my first fic that you've convinced me it's okay to post my second. Inspiration from a certain mag article (don't worry, you'll know which one), and the idea that when Billy gets drunk, his accent gets thicker.

First posted Jan, 2004

This had fucking better be good, Boyd. )
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Title: Insidious
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: PG-13 for swearing
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please. 'Cos I'm a h0r for the feedback. :)

First posted May, 2005

Shut up, Bill. )
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Title: Billy's Birthday--Again
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: hard R
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Warning: Gratuitous reference to last year's birthday fic.
Summary: Billy's birthday rolls around again.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please. 'Cos I'm a h0r for the feedback. :)

Here it is--the annual fic celebrating Billy's birthday. Last year's was longer, but this year's has pr0n. :P
Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] elmathelas for the lightning-quick beta.


I had to deliver your prezzie in person. )
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Title: Billy's Birthday
Author: Pip
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: R for language and innuendo
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, never met 'em, this is all lies. (*sigh*)
Summary: Dom gives Billy an Orgasm for his birthday.
Feedback: Yes please. Pretty please. 'Cos I'm a h0r for the feedback. :)

I intended to write a wee little ficlet for Billy's birthday. It kind of got away from me. (Shocking, I know.) And I'd wanted to post it on his birthday, so I was going to have it up by midnight. But as already mentioned, it kind of got away from me. So as a result I have decided since in the fic he's celebrating in L.A., then I need to post it by midnight PST. And oh, look, I'll make it. :D

First posted Aug, 2004

Didn't know penguins were that bloodthirsty. )

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